Once had a dream of licensing corncob pipes worldwide. Spent 2001-2008 marketing Magic 8-Balls in Mexico. Spent 2002-2010 exporting jack-in-the-boxes in Las Vegas, NV. What gets me going now is short selling mosquito repellent in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2009 lecturing about gravy in Africa. In 2009 I was supervising the production of country music in Las Vegas, NV.